To all those women out there that have wonderful pregnancies and love the "glow" and all that crap...don't bother reading on.
Today is laundry day. I am blessed with a laundry room on the second floor of my home which is wonderful because I just grab the laundry from my bathroom and carry it over (Kim has to get the clothes from her bathroom so that saves me some time and effort, but I have to listen to the whining until I point out that she could help me sort, wash, dry, fold and put away all those clothes. She promptly stops whining and does the job.)

But I have to walk upstairs all day long to switch over the loads. Today I have 6 loads to do. (For some reason the clothes got busy this week and went forth and multiplied because I normally only have 4ish loads.) That means my fat pregnant self has to walk up those stairs way too many times today. So many times I don't even want to do the math to figure out all those trips.
So as I'm bending over sorting the clothes and heartburn starts to act up I have decided that I am officially DONE being pregnant!
I feel and look fat. I waddle around all day picking up toys and cleaning.

(I know you are wondering if this is an actual picture...Pretty close.)
My hips hurt from sleeping on my side and from carrying Owen all day because he is sick and breaking through his molars (which I discovered at lunch today, yea me).
My back aches all day long.
My face is totally broken out and gross.
Evan has been beating me up more than any of the others. He is kicking my ribs all the time. I wouldn't be too surprised if one of them gets cracked before I give birth. (Sometimes I can understand the pain that Bella experienced when she was pregnant. Okay, Evan isn't half vampire, unless Steven has something to tell me, but it hurts.)
Keep in mind this is my 4th pregnancy. I fully intended to be done after Owen was born. (In fact, a dear friend of mine, Jen, about fell over from shock when I told her I was pregnant again.) According to my due date I only have 65 more days. That seems like a death sentence. I know I have tons of things to get done before this kids arrives (come on, with 3 boys am I going to be able to ANYthing done? I don't think so) but I'm ready to be done! Maybe I just need to get working on the list-of-things-to-do and time will pass quicker. Unfortunately I found this cartoon that is just a little too true. (Just substitute "Chips and salsa or Cheez-its" for the "Ice Cream".